My head is a strange and wonderful place. 

1. I think that 3.14 is Pi because a bunch of smart people got together and were like, “Hey! pie is round. Circles are round. Let’s make a number called Pi to calculate the dimensions of a circle!” but then they couldn’t figure it out so one guy was like, “HEY! I GOT IT! If you write 3.14 backwards it looks like the word pie!” And then they all went to eat some pie.

2. Dinosaurs exist. They just hide in Australia. The “real” Australia. Because the Australia you go to on vacations is the fake Australia, invented by the DAPT (Dinosaurs are People Too) Rights Group to allow for a save haven where dinosaurs can live, without being traumatized by modern society. The Australia you go to on vacation is actually a giant floating mattress. Or something.

3. There is no interrobang key on a keyboard because it’s far too epic.

4. School is a place where we go when all of the grown ups get to go to a parallel universe. Teachers are stuck at school because they’re criminals who’s punishment is a life confined to one universe. In this parallel universe, unicorns and dinosaurs roam freely through cupcake meadows under the Nyan Cat rainbow that shines in the sky.

5. I don’t think I’m human. I think I’m like a big robot and there’s some midget/tropical fish/alien flailing around where my brain is supposed to be. It’s really the only logical explanation.

1. I may or may not have the Doctor Who theme song on my iPod.

2. It is possible that I own both a ukelele and sombrero. 

3. I know all the words to every Hannah Montana song. Ever.

4. People won’t watch Mean Girls with me cuz I can recite the whole movie.

5. I have a strong dislike of cheese. It sounds weird, but it just tastes to cheesy.

6. I have the best ideas ever when I’m in the shower.

7. If I can’t sleep at night, for some reason I think it’s a good idea to listen to really loud music and play on whatever electronic device is closest to me.

8. I will go see any movie if David Tennant is in it. Even if he’s only there for like five seconds at the very beginning, I will go see the movie.

9. I make waaaaay too many bets.

10. I think that if you don’t believe in aliens you’re ignorant. No offence.